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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bowieslut:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

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the-animation-alchemist: “Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements. I can do it. I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. ”

the-animation-alchemist:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

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beyondhighh:

knottybynvture:

damnit I hope the Nets suck for the next season man. Hope those niggas suck horribly or at least enough to make those draft picks they gave Boston enough to mean something like a future all star or something. I understand giving away KG especially when he really didn’t want to be there, but why you gotta give away Paul to them. He’s top 5 in at least 5 categories and top 10 in like 7 or more all time for the Celtics. Even if you had to give him away, why the Nets? =/

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amifunnyyetor: “ suitsandorcleavage: “ condoleezza-ricearoni: “ pie-sandwich: “ Insomnia ” whoa ” I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match ” i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. ”

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

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blasianxbri: “date: “ lmao ” man down. ”

blasianxbri:

date:

lmao

man down.

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beyondhighh: “ my nigga mickey ”

beyondhighh:

my nigga mickey

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thugahontas:

youngharlemnigga:

uncletomscabbage:

if she has a big behind what the fuck do I have

you got a fucking Ghetto Booty

bruh..lmao.

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superseding-the-binary: “lalacanthearyou: “ arystar: “ blingostarr: “ courtbo: “ finishedby5am: “ Wow. ” The human body is fascinating ” I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me. I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and...

superseding-the-binary:

lalacanthearyou:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

this is totally real..just learned some body language stuff for theatre class and this was included

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